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How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	48
Your crime	Mistaken identity. Your name was too similar to a porn queen BNF.
Who reported you	acacia7876
Your fate	Hospitalized for your subsequent Cherry Garcia addiction.

PS: And why am I awake at this most ungodly hour of 11 AM? Ugh.