It's Monday right? I mean, for everyone else it's Friday, but for me it's Monday, right? Riiiight.

Dammit! Why don't they make cell phones that come with lights that blink when you say 'cell phone' or clappers or something? I swear, mine likes to play hide-and-seek with me every blasted time I take it off the charger.

And if any of my uber-intelligent and highly imaginative friends want to create such a worthy device, you don't have to give me royalties for the idea.

JUST HELP ME FIND MY CELL PHONE

Just ahh, don't call right now because I have to go pick up catfood before work